All Stories It was actually Crown Heights G-d and I talk I felt like a Goddess in it It gives me a high From the shoulders up I’m 25 I was very mischievous I Could Have Danced All Night I’m satisfied Jobs were scarce I was born in the streets We lived in a slum I’m in pretty good shape Words It’s your choice My mother married, she was 13 I worked in the Catskills My son looked like an owl We liberated one of The Camps We’ll both go at the same time Without The Center Living with my religious children I stood the other guy up When you raise a kid you’re too crazy I like myself Girlfriends in Korea I was always the secretarial type Archie & Edith Bunker It was like a different world I had a lot of friends on the block My first record was Lonely Boy I guess I was an expert I felt suffocated We don’t hire Jews My wedding was tremendous He stayed Demitasse of the morning I never tell my age Happy every day You waited a long time to see him I was born on the table You gotta get out in the dating game Getting to Know You My children are Orthodox I like the “D” Everything in the street This is the world I think G-d has blessed me with my son 80% Nerve and 20% Talent I had a wonderful mother in law Wo-Chi-Ca I just lost him too early Light Breaks My wife was my first love It’s a true story I can’t eat We were married 46 years You wanna know about me? I was the first woman hired He kidnapped me I have two sons They said she had a Jewish accent I love my years I thank G-D for letting me live this long I came here to get married Fortune Cookie Poem The time went so fast Get out and do something Gunky Lung We were evacuated You went on We’re all getting older American Dream Tall dark and handsome Chinese New Year I feel connected My father was an illegal immigrant Everybody wore hats in those days They haven’t heard of Ocean Hill I went out to shine shoes I don’t know I was born in Brooklyn I was born in between two boys Every nationality lived there They were quality You made pennies I’ve been a nurse since 1987 How come you’re not married? You learn every day I was once this age You’ll soon be your father’s We had babies quick You have to be lucky I wanted to be a ball player Life, you do what you have to do I don’t feel old I was the French Marilyn Monroe Being poor was pretty awful New York, New York No phonies in our family Dad was right Go find that today After 50 we all shrink You’re an owner of the Yankees! I’ve got a house full of harmonicas We value each other Cycles I was very close to the children The most wonderful time for me… I was held back In the 40s New York was wide open Life is strung together by great moments Barbara Streisand graduated from High School with me A lot of love in the house If we got a nickel Could it have been worse? We were against all these bourgeios institutions It was a horror Thank God we had a bathroom! That’s the guy I’m gonna marry They spoke Yiddish or English In 1939 the war started I’m a married man My father was my role model We boosted our draft Brooklyn was better It was a great experience Just keep going I’ve been there That was the beginning The orphanage wasn’t a picnic I saw combat I want to look good and feel good
