All Stories I’m a married man I like myself Everything in the street We were married 46 years After 50 we all shrink From the shoulders up I’m 25 A lot of love in the house Living with my religious children The time went so fast My wedding was tremendous That’s the guy I’m gonna marry You gotta get out in the dating game That was the beginning Archie & Edith Bunker I want to look good and feel good G-d and I talk They said she had a Jewish accent I can’t eat Chinese New Year My children are Orthodox My son looked like an owl I’m satisfied Brooklyn was better We lived in a slum I guess I was an expert My first record was Lonely Boy It’s a true story Fortune Cookie Poem In the 40s New York was wide open My wife was my first love I’m in pretty good shape I had a wonderful mother in law You’re an owner of the Yankees! You went on We boosted our draft We liberated one of The Camps I worked in the Catskills I was very close to the children G-d has blessed me with my son I was once this age I went out to shine shoes I wanted to be a ball player No phonies in our family I just lost him too early You have to be lucky I felt suffocated Jobs were scarce When you raise a kid you’re too crazy They spoke Yiddish or English We were evacuated How come you’re not married? You wanna know about me? My mother married, she was 13 I was born on the table I was always the secretarial type You waited a long time to see him I feel connected We had babies quick It gives me a high Could it have been worse? We value each other Being poor was pretty awful Demitasse of the morning I thank G-D for letting me live this long Thank God we had a bathroom! I was born in between two boys I don’t know Barbara Streisand graduated from High School with me Tall dark and handsome 80% Nerve and 20% Talent Without The Center They were quality I came here to get married They haven’t heard of Ocean Hill Just keep going My father was an illegal immigrant It was a horror Girlfriends in Korea It’s your choice Cycles The orphanage wasn’t a picnic Get out and do something It was like a different world In 1939 the war started I have two sons I was held back American Dream You learn every day We’ll both go at the same time He stayed We’re all getting older Life is strung together by great moments Everybody wore hats in those days You made pennies I’ve been a nurse since 1987 I saw combat You’ll soon be your father’s Light Breaks I felt like a Goddess in it It was actually Crown Heights Go find that today I stood the other guy up If we got a nickel He kidnapped me I never tell my age Dad was right I was the French Marilyn Monroe I was born in the streets Every nationality lived there I had a lot of friends on the block Wo-Chi-Ca This is the world I think I was the first woman hired I was very mischievous I love my years Gunky Lung Getting to Know You Happy every day We were against all these bourgeios institutions Life, you do what you have to do I was born in Brooklyn I like the “D” The most wonderful time for me… I’ve been there I Could Have Danced All Night It was a great experience New York, New York Words I don’t feel old My father was my role model I’ve got a house full of harmonicas We don’t hire Jews
